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About Me Member Self-proclaimed Genius TheLeftShoeMale/Australia Recent Activity Deviant for 4 Years
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The Left Shoe Enters

Mon Jan 3, 2005, 5:25 AM
As you probably know by now, I am the supreme left shoe of the one and only * DrunkeNGotH. Betray me and feel the wrath of feet!!.

I am the only god. You shall be my only slaves as I ride your backs to the kingdom of gold. Yes, you heard correctly, a freakin' shoe is telling you what to do. Now, get angry, pick up a random object and throw it at your computer screen. You heard me. C'mon asswipe. Try me.




The foot holder himself:

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: DrunkeNGotHs foot.
  • Interests: Long walks on the beach, eat foot fungus, and destroying small cities.
  • Favourite movie: The Nike ad, those bitches are so hot.
  • Favourite band or musician: SHOE the band.
  • Favourite genre of music: Anything I can tap to.
  • Favourite artist: DrunkeNGotH, and who's that guy that chopped his foot off?
  • Favourite poet or writer: Footy the left foot for assholes.
  • Favourite photographer: ME.
  • Favourite style of art: What's art?
  • Operating System: DrunkeNGotHs foot.
  • MP3 player of choice: His toes.
  • Shell of choice: Steel capped.
  • Wallpaper of choice: A sock.
  • Skin of choice: Converse.
  • Favourite game: Kicking people in the balls.
  • Favourite gaming platform: A highrise one.
  • Favourite cartoon character: Girrrrrr.
  • Personal Quote: I am god. Bow down. BOW DOWN and kiss me.

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:iconpinklacqueredskies:
Wow! I wish i had someone for my left shoe!

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:icondoubtingthomas:
W00t! I wish I had accounts for all my appendages... "Doutbtingthomas's Hand... Doutbtingthomas's Other Hand... Doutbtingthomas's Previous Hand what got stuck in de mincer... Doutbtingthomas's Nose... (limited edition) Doutbtingthomas's Extraneous Buttock... Doutbtingthomas's Spare Penis that grew out of his neck one morning and made it illegal for him to give piggyback rides... Doutbtingthomas's Backwards Elbow..." - the list is endless.

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Hail The Shoe!

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:worship: All Hail DrunkeNGotH's Left Shoe :worship:







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DO IT NOW!

Kerry.

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